Sage's Sanctum

Cyberpunk Bar Generation Tables

Roll on each table, or just just the ones you like, I don't care, I'm not your mom.

Name

Roll for name structure, then roll for the elements of the structure. Repeat until you get one you like.

Name structure

1d6 Structure
1 {Owner}'s {thing}
2 {adjective} {thing}
3 {verb} {thing}
4 {Name}'s {adjective} {thing}
5 The {adjective}
6 The {thing}

Names

1d50 Owner Adjective Thing
1 Cole Neon Bar
2 Rosie Electric Speakeasy
3 Skylar Chrome Legacy
4 Ashe Apex Runner
5 Sage Glistening Garage
6 Renzo Raucous Sunflower
7 Jorge Punk Delta
8 Jasmine Lunar Pit
9 Kyoko Foxy Man
10 Pierre Bubbly Octopus
11 Esohe Synthetic Lounge
12 Ifechi Virtual Tavern
13 Iggy Brutal Forum
14 Vikram Simple Server
15 Delara Glitzy Channel
16 Kojo Brooding Dog
17 Yuxuan Digital Hex
18 Natalia Crisp Tank
19 Leyli Dastardly Cell
20 Itzel Dirty Cave
21 Paddu Cold Chatsuba
22 Izzy Guzzling Vision
23 Molly Blasphemous Bastard
24 Rick Drunken Boutique
25 Y.T. Tainted Forum
26 Asuka Black Star
27 Aqua Violet Hole
28 Pascal Synthetic Cantina
29 Madhu Twisted Fishbowl
30 Tormod Cryptic Bunker
31 River Bloody Station
32 Glint White Depot
33 Hiro Finest Galaxy
34 Charon Mega Vista
35 Luiza Open Heaven
36 Vektor Public Pub
37 Carissa Wild Reality
38 Digits Augmented Program
39 Nadia Corrupted Wire
40 Chortle Smooth Sky
41 Finn Rogue Dome
42 Zed Live Sunrise
43 Enzo Chattering Source
44 Marx Velvet Skull
45 The Jim Burning Supply
46 Yuma Sovereign Operator
47 Damo Sizzlin' Saloon
48 Count Spiced Rail
49 Rusty Spliced Ride
50 Twitch Crackling Dream

Food and Drink

Food

1d8 Food
1 Cloned fruits and salad
2 Mass produced crisps and cookies
3 Noodles and synthetic sushi
4 synthetic hot dogs that taste right, but have a grey, shriveled look
5 A Heaping serving of beans.
6 Bring your own or die mad about it.
7 Spiced mystery meat served in synthetic clamshells
8 A sticky and bulbous meatloaf. Don't ask what's in it.

Drinks

1d8 Drinks
1 Brightly colored shots, cheap, strong
2 Beer vending Machine
3 A robot will mix you anything you want, they get it mostly right
4 cheap wine laced neurotoxin just strong enough to really buzz you
5 Cheap beer, tastes like piss
6 Bottles with fancy labels filled with trash liquour
7 Looks like Tomato paste, and no one knows what it is, but 1 glass gets you drunk
8 VR Bar where you can simulate the experience of drinking expensive liquor

Entertainment

1d10 Entertainment
1 Organized fights between chrome enhanced humans
2 VR Arcade machines. They are taken very seriously and played for dosh
3 VR movies. The bar patrons can vote on decisions for the film stars to make
4 Karaoke. Newcomers have to sing. Private rooms available
5 Mahjong. Digital tables available, but the best players have physical tiles
6 Digital Slots. Rumors say only one guy's won a jackpot. Private investigation assures the odds are fair
7 AI stage shows. Old fashioned, AI looks old, plots jump around, uncanny valley visuals
8 Dancers. Cybernetic bodies that change to suit whatever gets your pants down and your wallet out.
9 Live Music. Owner seeks out new and experimental groups.
10 Rotating dance floor with RGB lights

Clientelle

1d12 Clientelle
1 Corporate
2 Punk
3 Cops
4 Criminals
5 Normals
6 Cybergoths
7 Students
8 Bikers
9 Refugees
10 Stoners
11 Hackers
12 Gang Members